hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

  1. Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  2. Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  3. ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  4. Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  5. Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  6. ROL: You should respect your elders.
  7. Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  8. Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  9. ROL: *storms off*
  10. Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  11. Me: What?
  12. Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

intoasylum:

The fact that Colin O’Donoghue ships Hook and Emma SO hard is honestly the cutest fucking thing ever. 

I mean can you just look at this gif please? Is your OTP shipped THIS hard by one of the people actually IN it?

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How do you feel about all these people sitting down here?

A quick tip for writers out there, who use Microsoft Word:

miss-evening:

Change the background colour of the pages to a mint green shade.

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It is said that green is a calming colour, however, the main reason why I like this, is because I can write for a much longer period of time now, as a white background I used before made my eyes dry and…

petertwerk:

mickjaggugh:

my favorite story ever is that on mick jagger’s 25th birthday in ‘68 he invited a bunch of celebrities and played jumpin’ jack flash and sympathy for the devil n everyone liked it but then paul mccartney slipped the dj a copy of hey jude/revolution and everyone went crazy and told them to play it again and for the rest of the night mick was super pissed bc paul mccartney outshone him at his own party 

way to go paul